Ah, kids.

Kyrie, holding a paintbrush: "Mom! Gabe put this in paint and then put it in his mouth!"

Gabe comes running in a moment later, crying, and says: "Da da da Teerwee."

(The 'da da da' thing is just something he usually says before he says whatever word he's actually thinking.)

So, yes, my two year old son is trying to tell on his big sister for stopping him from eating paint.