Elijah: "I had a wonderful dream last night. I still remember it."
Me: "What happened?"
Elijah: "First we were playing. Then something was plugged in, and we had to run outside before our house blew up because there was a bomb in it. And then all the other houses blew up because they all had bombs in them. And we ran and ran and finally we found one house that didn't have any bombs in it. And then a flying mitten came along and I jumped on it and I flew. I flew up to outer space. And you know why I liked being in outer space?"
Elijah: "Because I got to kill bad guys."
He is SUCH a boy.